One who epigrammatizes; a person who composes or transforms ideas into epigrams using American spelling.
From 'epigrammatize' plus '-er' (one who does). This agent noun describes someone who practices the art of turning thoughts and observations into witty, brief statements.
An 'epigrammatizer' is basically someone with a superpower for making you feel stupid because they can explain your entire life philosophy in one perfect sentence you'll never forget.
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